Aims and Ambitions for 2016

I will finally convince Rachel Riley that she should divorce her husband and move in with me instead. 

I will support any movement campaigning for  a fairer, more democratic and more representative political system.

I will fight for our NHS. 

I will accept the fact that my hair isn't coming back anytime soon. I've got Alopecia and there is bugger all I can do about it. No point letting it get me down. 

I will not let myself get upset If Rachel Riley won't divorce her husband. She might consider a passionate affair instead. 

I must get back on the diet and go to the gym at least twice a week. 

I will tweet Piers Morgan and call him a c*unt at least twice a week.

I will write a best selling novel that'll be respected by intellectuals, given rave reviews by the critics and loved by the masses. I will then sit back and wait for the offers for the film rights to come flooding in. 

I must spend more time with my friends.  

I will whittle down my list of candidates for first against the wall when the revolution comes. (I'm looking at you Hopkins)

I love going to gigs. I will watch as much live music as I can. 

We might not like to admit it but we all judge people. I will try and judge people only by who they are and not what they are. 

I know it's unlikely but if Rachel Riley just isn't interested then all you single ladies, it's your lucky day - I'm open to offers. Form an orderly queue. 

I've enjoyed having a couple of months off work after being made redundant but now it's time to get a job. 

When I say form a orderly queue. 

Anyone?

Anyone at all? 

No, seriously....

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you had a good year. Mine was full of the usual ups and downs. 

I turned 40 this year and celebrated with a lovely holiday in Cornwall and a nice weekend with my family in Berkshire. Some people freak out at the thought of turning 40 but it didn't bother me. I had a great time. 

The other major event of the year for me was being made redundant. I had worked for the same firm for 13 years so I got a decent redundancy package. Starting again somewhere new after all these years is a bit scary at my age but I'm sure I'll be fine. I've enjoyed taking a break for a couple of months leading up to Christmas but it'll back to reality soon. I was unhappy at the old place so it's probably a blessing in disguise. 

Who knows what 2016 will bring. I couldn't care less about material possessions. Good health and happiness for my me, my friends and my family is all I want. 

Peace and love xx